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We got the bastard. No, I'm not referring to Saddam Hussein. We did nab him, though. No, I mean we got Howard Dean. He must be getting drunk tonight like some bachelor who just realized that he could've slept with Pamela Anderson before she went Hollywood. It is a good thing that Hussein was captured, and my brother's insight into his personna indicates that he will sing like a drunk parrot. Notice he gave up easily. It takes a coward to do what he did. Real men of strength don't need to kill their opponents. They just let them make fools of themselves (are you listening Al Gore?).Why haven't I had more blogs lately? Well, I've been tired, working hard, and just plain indifferent to the rather dull news lately. I've been enjoying Baby Spooge, who is now talking rather a lot. Does the DOW going over 10,000 mean that I will be re-employed in my field any time soon? Probably not. So, I will continue to do my impersonation of a Grocery Clerk at a top-secret location. Doing manual work has its advantages anyway - I'm losing weight, getting in shape, and finding muscles I didn't know that I had.
The only other news isn't that exiting to most people - my fish had babies yet again. I guess they're happy - or at least faking it well.
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