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Sultaana Freeman (formerly Sandra Kellar), a reformed criminal, has been told that if she wants to keep her drivers license, she will have to lose the mask. Good. A judge finally had the good sense to remind her that driving is a privilege, and if she wants to keep hers, she has to follow the rules. Next, maybe we can get her to stop blowing camels.

Today was the end (death) of about a million really good fantasies. Many men have dark recesses of their minds with space reserved for Sharon Stone fantasies. I don't know of a man over 25 years old who hasn't seen "that scene" where she uncrosses her legs. Well, now that portion of our brains can be used for other useless things, like what shirt you had on when you had your first date, or what music was playing when a deer hit your car. Sharon Stone has been "selected" to portray Hitlary Clinton in an upcoming made-for-TV movie. I'm guessing that it will take several months to fatten Sharon up enough to portray Hitlary. The World's Most Dangerous Woman has been less than forthcoming about "her" book. I've already heard reports from the few pages that have been released that they contain many factual errors. Well, when you lie as much as she does, you have trouble keeping your "truth" straight. But she's such a professional liar, I was hoping that in her version, she'd invent the Internet, or something equally stunning. Maybe she could cure cancer in her version, or end all pollution? When asked about specific events, all she will respond with is "read the book" - which tells me that either she has no idea what it says in there, (since she didn't write it) or she is just trying to get a few suckers to pay for that pile of lies so that her publisher could make back the $8,000,000.00 they wasted on that ass-dart.

Here's a heart-warming story: a woman (age 34) brought her 12-yr-old son and 17-yr-old son to her 12-yr-old son's teacher and the three beat the teacher for suspending the 12-yr-old earlier. Let's see what we can make of this. ONE: the woman is 34, with a 17-yr-old son, so she was pregnant at 16 or 17 years old for a starter. Nice. TWO: the woman's older son has a different last name, so you know they have a tight family unit. Where's the father? How many partners did she give fuck trophies to? THREE: beating up the teacher with the suspended ass-dart isn't going to get him back in school any time soon - prepare to baby-sit at home once he gets expelled. FOUR: the kid was already in an "alternative school program", now he's headed for jail. Nice work, Mom. Are you going to be his character witness at his trial? This kid will learn less violent behavior in jail. FIVE: your other son (trophy) is going to the big boy's jail now. A felony conviction will mean that he will never have the right to vote, ever. He hasn't even gotten old enough to enjoy the right, and now it's gone. That's the only bright spot. But he will still probably end up in jail the rest of his life, or end up on welfare, where we get to buy his Mad Dog 20-20 and his cigarettes.

Hamas said it will not stop its campaign of terrorism. Well, so much for the "road map", which calls for an end to terrorism by May 31st, already a week ago. Without step 1, how can you expect a step 2? It proves my point, which is that the Palestinians (whatever that made-up name means) don't want peace. They never did, they never will, and any "peace plan" with them is a farce. If they want peace so much, all they have to do is honor the agreements already in place. But they don't. And they should suffer the consequences of being a terrorist group by economic sanctions, and fear of military operations to eradicate the terrorist threat.

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