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Today's rant:

What role should the U.N. play in post-war Iraq? Toilet bowl. We should treat them like the shit that they are and flush them right out of N.Y. Let's use that building for something more constructive, like a mammoth crack-house. The U.N. continues to criticize the coalition forces. Their primary rant seems to be that we haven't found any WMD yet. Big deal. It's been a week. Once we've put a camel up Saddam's ass, we can take our time to look for WMD. Right now, we're trying to see if we can get the Iraqi soldier body count over 40,000. That's compared to our 25. Who says the war isn't going well? Kofi Annan (is that African for "pretentious scumbag"?) continues to criticize us for not giving inspections enough time. Well, I guess 12 years isn't a long time, but it's long enough. The only reason we stopped last time is that Iraq agreed as a condition of surrender to disarm. It's been 12 years. We've been patient. Now it's time to hold him to his obligation. The best weapons inspectors in the world are the Third Infantry Division (from Ft. Stewart, GA). Let them do their job. I notice that Kofi Annan isn't talking about the Geneva Convention violations that Iraq has already done, nor has he criticized Hussein for not cooperating with SEVENTEEN binding resolutions. Thanks for being a shitty guest in one of our finest cities. If he doesn't shut his cake-hole, we should stuff his ass in a missile tube and use him as a Patriot missile.

Syria is assisting Iraq? Good. Since it's all a part of the Jewish "cabal" to clean Syria's clock too, let's do the world a service and drop a few thousand bombs on that shit-hole too. Let them send night-vision goggles to Iraq. That way they can see the cruise missiles flying into their buildings. It wouldn't surprise me if Syria was helping Saddam. They're 2 of the same flock of birds. Pluck them too.

190 km is greater than 150 km. The U.N. is also keeping quiet about the Iraqi missiles that are travelling FAR beyond the maximum allowed 150 km limit set by the U.N. Apparently they learned math at a government school. If they have even ONE missile that goes more than 150 km, then they have demonstrated CLEARLY that they have illegal weapons (covered under several U.N. resolutions) and we are PROVING that they are violating the U.N. resolutions. No matter how you look at it, the Iraqi regime is still evil, and we are still taking the higher road. It ends in Baghdad.

Beep Beep, bump bump. What do you call 16 idiots laying in traffic? Protestors. Of course, they can't pick one cause, so they have to blame the U.S. AND Israel at the same time. I wonder who's paying for all of these organized protests? Could it be communist interests? Anyway, the only amazing thing about the story is that drivers didn't just run them over for being stupid.

So much for the great Zionist conspiracy. Perle has resigned from his post as chairman of the Defense Policy Board under Rumsfeld. Since he was supposed to be part of the "Zionist conspiracy" that was controlling the war, I guess we'll pull out of Iraq now. Yeah, right. We'll only pull out when we're ready for the "money shot" on Saddam.

Tiger has class. Tiger Woods posted a nice statement showing support for our troops on his website. He has always refused to play the "race card", and succeeded on his own efforts. He doesn't make excuses, and serves as a model of class to us all. I wish I saw more people like him in sports. He doesn't an agent to play the sport - he just shows up and does well. I hope he has the longest successful streak anybody has ever had. I am concerned for those who are out there ducking from the bullets so that I can sit here and rant. Tiger also realizes how good we have it here, and how lucky we are to live in this country. When was the last time you saw a golf tournament in Iraq? Hey, Tiger, I bought a Buick. :-)

Some stories are hard to describe. I don't know how to funding for some of the studies that I've seen, but this one might be near the top of the list that I'd like to have seen their request for funding. I'm surprised that they didn't do the research at a facility in Cumming, GA.

The war on terror goes virtual. Some hacker has taken over the Al-Jazeera website and replaced it with an American flag and a statement of support for our troops. It looks like we're winning this battle, too. You see what happens when you show our soldiers being tortured? Although I don't condone any hacking, this is one I could turn my head and look the other way on. Those folks are entitled to their opinions, and as long as they don't show our troops lying dead or being humiliated, they should have their own website. Once we see those images, though, all bets are off.

If you have ideas, comments, or criticisms, please let me know.

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