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Today's rant:

Charles Rangel is a round void surrounded by sphincter muscle. That's right, complete with hair. He sat on Fox News and played partisan politics, calling Bush inexperienced in international affairs, and accusing him of being a failure at diplomacy. He even accused Bush of bombing "women and children". If you don't agree that he's a fuzzy mud-hole for saying that while our brave men and women are in battle, then you probably are upset that Cynthia McKinney isn't in office anymore.

Bush International Airport. That's what they're calling the airport in Northern Iraq that our paratroopers have captured. Now that we've opened up a new front to the north of Baghdad, I'm sure Hussein's ass is tightening up even now.

Syria is helping Iraq. Is this news? Like they haven't until now? Syria controls Hezbollah with Iraq's funding, and has done so for years. That's why several thousand Palestinians were out in the streets today showing support for them. Birds of a feather. They should get the same plucking we're doing in Iraq. If you REALLY want to stop terror, set the Israelis lose on them.

Missile hits Kuwait City. Great. The Kuwaitis took to the street shouting our names (in a good way). Let them pick up some damn rifles and help us. We bailed their asses out in 1991, let them pick up weapons and help us. They have a vested in this too.

There's a lot of other news, but it's all old news. American Idol star in scandal - BTDT (Been There, Done That). Celine Dione's husband in legal trouble - BTDT-GTTS (Got The T-Shirt). Congress gives tax breaks to certain groups to buy votes in spite of the "Equal Protection Under the Law" part of the Constitution. I'm noticing we have 28 confirmed American deaths. The best estimates that I can find show about 40,000 dead Iraqi "soldiers" (the figures include "irregular" troops). So, I'm going to STFU and go to bed.

If you have ideas, comments, or criticisms, please let me know.

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