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You may ask why I left Florida. I think that this article sums it up. People have lost their minds down there. It's almost as funny as Saudi Arabia running out of sand.On a completely different note... what is wrong with the world when I have to resort to stories of farting fish to amuse myself? The next thing you will know, birds will start burping. Or Muhammad Ali will release an album against tooth decay. Oops, too late.
Stupid lawyer update! What not to do if you're a lawyer.
OK, that's enough weirdness for one day. Let's hope nothing else happens to make this all seem normal.
If you have ideas, comments, or criticisms, tell me about it.