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Today is International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day. So, avast, ye hardies! Prepare to be boarded. Swash them buckles! Swab the decks! Get ye some booty!
Iran wants nuclear technology. That's undisputable. How/if we give them that technology remains the pressing question. So, being the peace-keeping benefactors that we are, we should encourage world peace by giving them nuclear technology. I'd say about 200 megatons delivered to Tehran should do it. That's right, let's just bomb the motherfuckers and be done with it. Then we should erase that shit-hole North Korea next. You think that's outrageous? That's nothing. For a grand finale, we should nix France too. Those fuckers have made it clear that they are our enemy. We have wine and cheese in this country.
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