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What should you do if you might be offended by "The Da Vinci Code"?
Come Cardinal is advising people to sue if they MIGHT be offended by the movie "The Da Vinci Code". This ass-dart is asking people to tie up our judicial system with frivolous lawsuits if they have the potential for being offended by a fictional movie.
Here's a better idea: stay the fuck home.
Just don't go see it. If you MIGHT be offended, stay home. Go watch "American Idol", or "Dancing With the Stars", or something else that empty, vacuous, dim-witted cretins like.
Why must some people (I won't use the term "holier than thou", but it is appropriate in this circumstance) spent their efforts trying to prevent others from making their own choices?
Who gave this ass-dart Cardinal from Africa the right to prevent me from opting to go see a movie in my country?
This person does not have the right to tell me what I can or cannot see.
As a matter of fact, now I will make it a point to see the movie. Just because the Catholic Church doesn't want me to.
I wasn't going to see it, since it stars Tom Hanks, who's politics suck giant donkey cocks. He's another one of these "I am a millionaire because I can act, therefore my opinions on world matters must be right, even though the closest I came to a college education was when I played a student (or teacher, or professor, etc.) in a movie." Even though Tom Hanks actually went to college, he is still another person who doesn't know what is it like to have a real job. He thinks great minds are people like Hillary Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Al Gore, or Henry Waxman.
Anyway, I have a list of actors that I boycott, but in this case, I might go against my boycott just to tell that ass-dart Cardinal what I think of his opinions.
If you have ideas, comments, or criticisms, tell me about it.
