This page is dedicated to Baby Spooge, the Most Beautiful Baby in the World. If you think there is a baby, somewhere, who is more beautiful, you're wrong. All people on this planet exist purely to serve her needs. Bow down before her, worthless knave.
My apologies to all of those people who thought (wrongly) that they had The Most Beautiful Baby in the World. I've seen all of the other babies, and they all suffer a major flaw, namely that they aren't mine. I am especially sorry for those with ugly babies. While most illnesses are curable, there still isn't a cure for ugly. Baby Spooge has an acute case of cuteness. There is no cure. Now see why she's The Most Beautiful Baby in the World.
| Pictures from her first birthday |
| Jump to her second year pictures |
Adrienne's first year:
Minutes old 
One month old 
Two months old 
Three months old 
Four months old 
Five months old 
Six months old 
Seven months old 
Eight months old 
Nine months old 
Ten months old 
Eleven months old 
Twelve months old 
This page was last updated 1/20/04 .
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