The Most Beautiful Baby in the World

This page is dedicated to Baby Spooge, the Most Beautiful Baby in the World. If you think there is a baby, somewhere, who is more beautiful, you're wrong. All people on this planet exist purely to serve her needs. Bow down before her, worthless knave.

My apologies to all of those people who thought (wrongly) that they had The Most Beautiful Baby in the World. I've seen all of the other babies, and they all suffer a major flaw, namely that they aren't mine. I am especially sorry for those with ugly babies. While most illnesses are curable, there still isn't a cure for ugly. Baby Spooge has an acute case of cuteness. There is no cure. Now see why she's The Most Beautiful Baby in the World.

Pictures from her first birthday
Jump to her second year pictures

Adrienne's first year:

Minutes old

One month old

Two months old

Three months old

Four months old

Five months old

Six months old

Seven months old

Eight months old

Nine months old

Ten months old

Eleven months old

Twelve months old

Come see my second year!

This page was last updated 1/20/04 .

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