This page is dedicated to Baby Spooge, the Most Beautiful Baby in the World. If you think there is a baby, somewhere, who is more beautiful, you're wrong. All people on this planet exist purely to serve her needs. Bow down before her, worthless knave.
My apologies to all of those people who thought (wrongly) that they had The Most Beautiful Baby in the World. I've seen all of the other babies, and they all suffer a major flaw, namely that they aren't mine. I am especially sorry for those with ugly babies. While most illnesses are curable, there still isn't a cure for ugly. Baby Spooge has an acute case of cuteness. There is no cure. Now see why she's The Most Beautiful Baby in the World.
Click here to see her first year
Thirteen months old 
Fourteen months old 
Fifteen months old 
Sixteen months old 
Bonus: 16.5 months old 
Seventeen months old 
Eighteen months old 
Nineteen months old 
Twenty
months old 
Twenty-one months old 
This page was last updated 1/20/04 .
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