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Get a job
Dell still sucks
a "Right" ("upside your head")
Just another day in Iraq
Pinata of stupidity
One more thing

Get a job. I read this article on FOXNews.com about "anti-war" (read: anti-American and/or anti-Semitic) protesters still at work trying to "sway" public opinion on the war. Well, they need a news update - the war is almost over, we've come, seen, and kicked ass, and we have light casualties. Their efforts are wasted, and the time for debate has passed (like a stale fart, I might add). These misguided fools think that by blocking traffic they can stop the deployment of troops. That's like me saying that if I dig a hole in my backyard, that I can alter the Moon's orbit. They're pissing into the wind, plain and simple. Even worse, their projections of "thousands" of soldiers dead was over-exaggerated, and the people in Iraq have taken to the streets to welcome their liberators. So, why are they still pissing and moaning about the war? Simple. They need something to fill the vacuum in their lives that the rest of us fill by having a job or a hobby. The rest of us do something with our days, "instead of sitting around [the] house feeling helpless." Instead of sitting in front of the post office with a sign, maybe she should be out looking for a job? Maybe there's a reason no one will hire her - the world is looking for people who want to work and get results, not some loser who sits on the steps with a sign that she loves dictators and doesn't back her country. She has a right to her opinion, and to speak out - just as I have a right to call her "ass-clown", "ass-dart", "loser", "anti-American", and "stupid ass". I love this Country! I've noticed one thing - most of the protesters fall into one of three categories:

Unemployed loser
Union loser (read: mindless sheep)
Pathetic loser looking for meaning in their vacuous lives

Here's an example of another loser who should be divorced immediately:

Lori Bohannon, a housekeeper from Fort Bragg, Calif., is trying to hike to Washington, D.C., and explain her frustration with the war to people she encounters. She left her two children and husband behind March 20, and set out with a backpack, sleeping bag, tent and her dog.

I hope her husband kicks her out, but I hope he keeps the dog. Even a pet deserves better than this idiot. I don't have a job, but I have something better to do with my life - I'm at least TRYING to find a job.

Another reason to hate Dell. Those knuckleheads have decided to enter the printer market. They used to have an agreement with HP, the (IMHO) best manufacturer of personal and small business printers on the market. Knowing it was a good gig, they decided to go their way and signed an agreement with Lexmark, the worst manufacturer of printers on this planet to produce their own line of printers. HP cut ties with Dell earlier in anticipation, and I applaud their decision to avoid them for being stupid. Lexmark is already on my shit list for suing the third-party manufacturers who sell cheap toner and ink and keep prices down through competition. Now they're making cartridges for these Dell printers that will be unique, forcing third-parties to reverse engineer them to create a cheaper alternative than pure retail list prices. I hope Dell joins the Lexmark lawsuit, and I hope that the third-party companies win, and I hope it puts Lexmark AND Dell out of business. A court decision kicking them squarely in the crotch would be as sweet as a 10-pound chocolate bar. As long as the bar wasn't from France or Belgium. The only thing that could add to my ire against Dell was that they "will be accepted as good-enough technology". There's nothing less complementary than to be "good enough". That's like saying you're a nice person - compared to Charles Manson. Good enough was the mantra of the Soviet Union - their technology was good enough. That's why their government collapsed like an Oprah diet plan. I hope that before Dell files for Chapter 11, they at least have the decency to shoot those fucking Dell Interns.

Since when is everything a "Right"? This article calls it correctly - the ass-clown who teaches at Columbia (a once- respected university) who hoped for "a million Mogadishus" (that's 18,000,000 dead U.S. soldiers) is complaining that people's call to have him fired for wishing for 18,000,000 dead U.S. soldiers violates his "right" to be a college professor at Columbia. Where exactly in the Constitution did it say that? My copy of it must be missing a few pages. You don't have a right to be a professor, or a cheerleader. If you open your cake-hole and start talking shit, expect consequences. You can oppose a war without wishing for 18,000,000 dead. What he did was so extreme that even anti-war protesters didn't agree with him. He should be fired. Immediately. And if he hates this Country so damn much, why doesn't he take advantage of Delta's many flights to somewhere he'd be more comfortable. If you want to be an ass-clown, at least take the heat for your actions.

What to do in Iraq today? Here's someone who has a clue:

Shiela Jackson Lee (D-TX) is a "pinata of stupidity". She was on FOXNews today still insisting that war should have been our "last resort". Well, it was, ass-clown. She still insists that our fellow countrymen support the U.N - and was called to task by Neil Cavuto who asked her if she meant the third that do support the U.N. Of course, she'll never admit that she was wrong, and she still hangs on that there were other means that could've avoided war. I wonder what ideas she has to put forward on how to get Saddam to disarm? Put him on double-secret probation? Why even HAVE a U.N. if they don't enforce SEVENTEEN binding resolutions over TWELVE years? Anyway, back to my comment. I called her a "pinata of stupidity", since no matter which way you smack her, something stupid falls out. It amazes me that even though we're finding biological and chemical weapons (or we will soon), and the Iraqi regime has violated EVERY Geneva Convention rule, they will STILL support this tyrant over their own leader. Their hatred for George Bush exceeds even their hatred of Saddam Hussein. Why don't they resign their posts and leave the country if they hate it so much? I also notice that Ms. Lee has no (zero, nada, etc.) suggestions on how we could've resolved the Iraqi situation other than going to war. Once again these butt-heads offer criticism, but never a solution.

One more thing... I'm sick and tired of accusations (strangely from both the far-left and far-right) that this war is to further the goals of Israel (as a part of some vague plot to control this country to do their bidding). IF (and it's a big if) that was true, and it was publicized, certain SOMEONE within the 1,500,000,000 Muslims would have read a report and someone would have advised at least ONE Muslim leader, and they could've thwarted the whole plot by just disarming. Therefore, the fact that they're not behaving tells me that there can be no plot, since they would never invite a situation in which the Israelis would get what they want.

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