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Chemical weapons found?
But when WE do it, it's alright
Memo to Nancy Pelosi
Cure for insomnia discovered


Chemical weapons found in Iraq?. It looks like they found chemical weapons warheads in Iraq. Not only that, but they were found with missiles that have a 100-mile range, which is well outside the 100km limit allowable. So, here we have more material breaches to Iraqi weapons found, in CLEAR violation of U.N. resolutions. Also, they think they've found serious nuclear weapons materials in underground labyrinths. So, I guess we were justified in going in there. Sorry, Ms. Pelosi, you're wrong. Take Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, and Michael Moore, and go get fucked.

But when WE do it, it's alright. Israelis shot a missile at a car carrying terrorists and accidentally killed a few civilians. For this the U.S. criticizes Israel for "human rights" violations. We, on the other hand, drop FOUR 2,000 pound bombs on a restaurant, left a 60-foot-deep crater, but it's ok that WE did it. At least Israel is doing something about terrorism. They're killing them.

Memo to Nancy Pelosi (this was found at Neal Boortz's site):

A Failed Plan?

1. We took Iraq in less time than it took Janet Reno to take
the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation.

2. It took less time to find evidence of chemical weapons in Iraq than it
took Hillary Clinton to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

3. It took Teddy Kennedy longer to call the police after his Oldsmobile
sunk at Chappaquiddick than it took the 3rd Infantry Division and the
Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard.

4. We took Iraq in less time than it took to count the votes
in Florida in the year 2000!

And the Democrats called the Iraq effort a failed plan?

Scientists have discovered a cure for insomnia. I accidentally discovered the cure yesterday, when I couldn't sleep. I scanned the 200 or so channels on DirecTV, and the only thing that was starting was "Blade II". Well, I like Wesley Snipes, so I tuned in. Hell, I even think I saw "Blade", so I was thinking I might not even be skipping the best part. Bzzzzz. Wrong. This movie was so boring that even as an action movie it disappointed. And that is saying something. Even Steven Sagal movies have more interesting plots (even if they are all the same plot). This movie set a new low for motion pictures. They should've just taken everybody's $7.50 who went to see it when it first came out and kicked them in the head, and then dumped them in the alley. This movie was so bad that it made my head hurt with the stupidity. Now, I enjoy a good vampire movie, but this one was less enjoyable than that piece of shit "Battlefield Earth" and it seemed longer than "Waterworld". I'd rather have my balls pounded flat with a meat tenderizer than sit through another showing of Blade II.

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