Just when you thought life was starting to go in the right direction, the great cosmic toilet bowl flushes you down another one of life's kicks to the crotch.

After a short 5 weeks, I got laid off. Again. Fuck! I hate it. I found a nice place to work, a great boss, good co-workers, and I thought the down cycle had been broken. Then, I got laid off. Then all of my cars had something fail that week too. The odds of that happening are only good if your name is Schlepprock. There is some hope that in several weeks I might get called back. There is also hope that I might sprout wings and start flying.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

I still have my Oracle DBA class to look forward to. Then I can get rejected with additional employers. It amazes me that someone who has good skills, who enjoys working, and who is willing to "go the extra mile" can't find someone that needs him. Thanks to all of those jobs that have been sent to other countries, there are a shit-load of people in the same fate as myself. It's nice to know that I have all of this company. I get reminded of it when I talk to recruiters, as they get 1,000+ resumes for every posting. I wish they would make suicide legal, so that I could recommend some "career strategies" to some other people. Or at least let me wrestle my competition for job postings. I'd even go as far as dueling for a good job.

On a different note, Baby Spooge is growing more adorable every day. I'm sorry to those of you who don't get to bask in her aura daily - you're just going to have to get over it. To my friends who have their own babies/kids, please keep sending your photos. I keep them all, and I enjoy your sharing with me as much as I enjoy sharing my angel with you.

Today was good weather-wise, a little hot, but sunny and clear. My Universe was with me, Mrs. Spoogeworld and Baby Spooge, and we enjoyed food shopping together. Baby Spooge did her usual job of assisting, holding items for Mrs. Spoogeworld and taste-testing the packaging.

I've noticed a distinct change in the driving habits of those who live around us. Whereas they used to just suck monkey balls, I've noticed a downward trend towards licking skunk ass. Please remember some basic rules. First, that yellow double solid line is there to keep you from running into the front of my car. Stay on the RIGHT of that line. Also, if you want to drive 35mph on the highway, please don't do it in the left lane, or else I will ram your piece of shit car into the median. If you're unsure as to when to use a turn signal, the clue is the use of the word "turn". Don't leave it on thinking that eventually you will turn in that direction. And "flashers" (hazard lights) are NOT to be used to indicate that it is raining. That is what our eyes are for, dumb-ass. Hazard lights are for STOPPED vehicles, not moving ones. If you want to drive in the rain, turn those fucking hazard lights OFF. Or, pull the fuck over, you retarded festering ball of pus.

OK, I feel better now. Time for my medicine.

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