Today's contents:
Your hairy female cousins
Mad cow disease hits Canada
1 in 5 teens are having sex
Your hairy female cousins. Scientists have overcome man's natural bias and now believe that chimps are really closer relatives than previously thought. In fact, they are part of our genus, which puts them on par with Neanderthal Man and Green Party members.
Mad cow disease hits Canada. No, I'm not talking about those women with marginal personalities who have too many twinkies north of the border. They have actually documented a case of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE) in Alberta. How any cow could be mad living in Canada is hard to explain. Unless that cow needed healthcare.
1 in 5 teens are having sex. And not just the Catholic boys, either. Teens feel "pressure" to have sex, this study finds. Gee, there's a news flash. I guess these scientists never had hormones. Most of the pressure is felt within small, round organs. There, that was easy. Why did they need to spend money on a study to come up with that conclusion?
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